I have fantastic friends. They love me and always make me laugh and I am so thankful for all of them.
S had me in stitches last night.
She and I went to watch the Lady Raiders beat Missouri and as usual, S and I contemplated the mysteries of life.
I love my S. She's one of my best friends...she keeps me laughing...at others and at myself...I'm such a lucky girl to have her...she's the best thing Kansas ever did.
P.S.
Note to the skanky pom-pom girl at the game. Honey, I understand that you need birth control. And I'm so proud of you for being responsible enough to protect yourself, and society, from an unwanted spawn of yours. But please understand that putting your birth control patch on your hip right above the low rise waistband of your painted on black pant-type things and right below the stretchy tank-top thing you're wearing as a shirt is beyond tacky. I was 34 rows up and my view was paritally blocked by a basketball goal and a hovering hot-air balloon and I could still see how well you were protecting yourself...and the football team...from a paternity suit. Next time, put that baby on your butt.
2 comments:
Oh my gosh! Whitley, this is one of your finest works! I actually snorted. Alone, in my office, I read this blog and laughed so hard I snorted. And yes, S is most definitely the best thing Kansas has ever done. I guess sunflowers and the wizard of oz would come in as a far second and third...
~Lynette
ya know....the funny thing? I quit playing basketball because I was scared people would think I was gay....so, you have a point here...
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